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Kinky Friedman, born Richard Allen Feldman, is an American singer, writer, and comedian. Known for his unique humorous style and satirical lyrics, he often addresses political and social issues. Born on November 1, 1944, Friedman's musical and performance career has been characterized by various roles and projects.

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“I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.”

Want Numbers Taxes Property Texas Execution Tolls Property Taxes

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“I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.”

Want Dream Chance Texan

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“I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.”

Ifs Want Believe Weapons Gun Don't Believe

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“I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.”

Want States Fighting Glory Shining Texas

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“People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it.”

People Want Honesty Politician Drooling

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“I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.”

Want Needs Space Texas Governors Closets

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“The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back.”

Want School Taken Ten Commandments Public School Ten Commandments

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“I want to see a Jew in the White house.”

Want House White Jew White House

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“You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.”

Ifs World Want Today Smoking Smokers

Book:Kinky Friedman: Three Complete Mysteries : Greenwich Killing Time/a Case of Lone Star/When the Cat's Away

Source: Kinky Friedman: Three Complete Mysteries : Greenwich Killing Time/a Case of Lone Star/When the Cat's Away

About the Author

Born: November 1, 1944
Known for: Singer
Quotes: 149

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Kinky Friedman: Three Complete Mysteries : Greenwich Killing Time/a Case of Lone Star/When the Cat's AwayRelated source material

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