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Famous Kinky Friedman Quotes
“When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.”
Source: What Would Kinky Do?: How to Unscrew a Screwed-Up World
“You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.”
Source: Spanking Watson
“If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!”
Source: You Can Lead a Politician to Water, But You Can't Make Him Think: Ten Commandments for Texas Politics
