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“If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!”

Quote by Kinky Friedman

Book:You Can Lead a Politician to Water, But You Can't Make Him Think: Ten Commandments for Texas Politics

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You Can Lead a Politician to Water, But You Can't Make Him Think: Ten Commandments for Texas Politics

This book delves into the complexities of Texas politics, providing a comprehensive look at the state's political environment. It explores the distinctive characteristics of Texas politics and offers practical advice on navigating the political arena in the state. more

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Kinky Friedman, born Richard Allen Feldman, is an American singer, writer, and comedian. Known for his unique humorous style and satirical lyrics, he often addresses political and social issues. Born on November 1, 1944, Friedman's musical and performance career has been characterized by various roles and projects. more

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