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“He wouldn't be smiling if she was going to her death," Val says, running a hand through his hair. "Fucking Seers." Nos's frown is instant and defensive. "Don't blame themessenger." "Fine. Fucking Fate.”

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Book:Traitor Witch

Source: Traitor Witch

“I should thank you,” she whispers. Low enough that Klaus won’t hear. "You go around thanking everyone for kissing you?”

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Book:Liar Witch

Source: Liar Witch

“Password?” the door asks, the jaw of the skull moving with each word, as if it’s truly alive. Val lets out an impatient huff. “Floccinaucinihilipilification,” he mutters. “Bless you,” I snort. "Cirio likes to use long words,”

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Book:Liar Witch

Source: Liar Witch

“Assassin?” I repeated, numb. “You wanted me to kill for you?!” “What else were you going to do? Seduce the other side into accepting us with good orgasms?”

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Book:A Demon's Horns

Source: A Demon's Horns

“The other two branches are slightly more obscure. One is a stag’s skull, and the other a harp. Obviously one of them is for the dour knight and the other for the púca, but I have no idea which is which. Is the grumpiest member of the Guard a secret musician?”

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Book:Beyond the Faerie Gate

Source: Beyond the Faerie Gate

“Five heads roll to the floor. Their bodies collapse soon after, and I raise a brow, cursing them silently. They should be doing a better job. It should not be this easy to take them out, sneak through the palace, and break into the queen’s bedchamber. If I were— Nope. Not even going there.”

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Book:Beyond the Faerie Gate

Source: Beyond the Faerie Gate

“Rysen looked like he was about to pass out when he saw how much weight you’ve lost.” I’ve lost weight? I snort and take his hand. “Charming. You know you’re not supposed to mention a lady’s weight to her, right?” “I’m a pirate, not a gentleman.” He pulls me up. “You want nice words and manners? Ask Kier or Klaus.”

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Book:Pirate Witch

Source: Pirate Witch

“Ewww gross! I can't believe you thought I'd copulate with him." I cringe. "Please don't ever use that word again." "Copulate? What's wrong with it?" I make a face at her. "Nothing, just... never say it again in my presence." "What about fornicate?" Ugh , this is why I don't want kids. Was I this annoying as a teenager? "No." "Coitus?" "No." "Intercourse?" I glower at her. "It's fucking. Making love if you're into that wishy-washy bullshit, and sex if it's meaningless. No other terms." "Not even boinking?”

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Book:Traitor Witch

Source: Traitor Witch

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