“Anyone who thinks Ryanair flights are some sort of bastion of sanctity where you can contemplate your navel is wrong. We already bombard you with as many in-flight announcements and trolleys as we can.” ThinkingLooksSleepSellsFlightContemplatingSanctityAnnouncementsNavelTrolleys Author:Michael O'Leary
“Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich.” PeopleMorningRichFlightRich PeopleFlew Author:Michael O'Leary
“All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!” FlightBullshitLeprechaun Author:Michael O'Leary