Sussex Folk Tales
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“In Sussex, if it's not the Devil that makes an appearance, then it's likely to be a dragon.”
Source: Sussex Folk Tales
“I'm probably just an obnoxious little bollocks. Who cares?”
“We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.”
“Short of committing murder, negative publicity sells more seats than positive publicity.”
“The Germans will crawl bollock-naked over broken glass to get low fares.”
“The French have never produced a great philosopher. Great wine maybe, but no great philosophers.”
“We think passengers who forget to print their boarding passes should pay €60 for being so stupid.”
“Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich.”
“All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!”
“I'm disrespectful towards authority. I think the prime minister of Ireland is a gobshite.”
“The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland.”
“Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not.”