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Molly Harper is a renowned author known for her humorous and light-hearted writing style. Her works often feature elements of fantasy and romance, which have won her a wide readership.

Famous Molly Harper Quotes

“Wait until you meet my family. At Thanksgiving, we kill everything we can find, put it into a pot, and call it 'holiday gumbo'.”

Magic Vampires Witches Shifters Contemporary Comedy

Book:A Witch's Handbook of Kisses and Curses

Source: A Witch's Handbook of Kisses and Curses

“...I supplied in a tone so saccharine that it should have tipped him off that his testicular health was in serious peril.”

Vampires Contemporary Comedy

Book:The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires

Source: The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires

“A boot up the ass could be considered a 'nudge' right?”

Werewolves Supernatural Romance Contemporary Comedy

Book:How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf

Source: How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf

“Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears.”

Vampires Contemporary Comedy

Book:The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires

Source: The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires

“Hubert's wife, Mindy, was a tiny powerhouse of a woman with a halo of wild blond hair and eye makeup so complex it took me a while to locate her pupils. She was clearly the brains of the operation, such as she was.”

Magic Vampires Witches Shifters Contemporary Comedy

Book:A Witch's Handbook of Kisses and Curses

Source: A Witch's Handbook of Kisses and Curses

“He delivered the mail, ran our modest recycling program, and maintained our handful of public buildings. He also occasionally fell asleep while driving a snowplough, but he was such a cheerful guy it was hard to stay pissed at him. Besides every village needs an idiot.”

Romance Werewolves Contemporary Comedy

Book:How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf

Source: How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf

“I sighed. 'Ah spite, the stuff of fairy tales.”

Werewolves Supernatural Romance Contemporary Comedy

Book:How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf

Source: How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf

“He was always 'checking in' to see if I needed any help with my campaign, which on the surface seemed nice enough, but it was done in a condescending tone that made me want to staple his lip to his tie.”

Romance Contemporary Romance Contemporary Comedy

Book:My Bluegrass Baby

Source: My Bluegrass Baby

“I held it together for the rest of the drive home but as soon as Kelsey dropped me off I flopped face down on the couch and sobbed like a reality TV star on confessional day.”

Contemporary Romance Contemporary Comedy

Book:My Bluegrass Baby

Source: My Bluegrass Baby

“Cooper! Help!' The coward turned and walked into the kitchen as if he hadn't seen me getting frogmarched by the estrogen squad.”

Werewolves Supernatural Romance Contemporary Comedy

Book:How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf

Source: How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf

“If one is going to spend her afternoon singing hymns to the great porcelain goddess, she might as well do it in a really plush ladies room. Stupid fear of public speaking.”

Contemporary Romance Contemporary Comedy

Book:My Bluegrass Baby

Source: My Bluegrass Baby

“The rest of the morning would consist of checking on a pothole in the parking lot of the village clinic and writing up a schedule for the community centre that might finally settle the ongoing feud between the local quilting group and the bridge club. It was good to be queen.”

Romance Werewolves Contemporary Comedy

Book:How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf

Source: How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf

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Nice Girls Don't Have FangsRelated source material

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