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Molly Harper is a renowned author known for her humorous and light-hearted writing style. Her works often feature elements of fantasy and romance, which have won her a wide readership.

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“To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues.”

Humor Anger

Author:Molly Harper

“Fortunately, among werewolf women, the word "bitch" is not offensive. I was having a lot of fun with that. "Hey there, bitches!" I called as I came through the door. "What are my favorite bitches up to today?”

Humor Women Vampires Werewolf Werewolves Bitch Bitches

Book:Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men

Source: Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men

“Humans who prove unfaithful to their warehouses are rarely heard from again. -Mating Rituals and Love Customs of the Were”

Humor Cheating Werewolves Paranormal Romance

Book:Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men

Source: Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men

“because daytime leaves vampires less than, well, conscious, I told him, “Take your muffins to Boston and shut it, Terrance.” And then I hung up on him.”

Source: Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors

“If looks could kill...well, Dick was already dead, so nothing would happen. But Gabriel was not laughing. "See Dick," Dick said, pointing at his chest. He then swept his hand dangerously close to mind. "Jane. Dick and Jane. Come on, you humorless jackass. That's funny.”

Humor Funny Gabriel Dick Molly Harper Jane Jameson Nice Girls Don T Have Fangs Richard

Book:Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

Source: Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

“Love? Love is for children and poor people...”

Love Humor Funny Comedy Bitter Molly Harper

Book:Better Homes and Hauntings

Source: Better Homes and Hauntings

“Instead of celebrating with a cake (too full of poisonous refined sugars) and presents (too materialistic), my mother would come into my room at exactly 3:57 A.M. to tell me the story of my miraculous emergence into this world, as if it was some fairy tale. Although I supposed few fairy tales involved the words 'vaginal flowering'.”

Humor Werewolf Mo

Book:How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf

Source: How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf

“I am your sire. I am to guide you through your first days as a vampire. Your first feeding is a rite of passage, a sacrament. It will not be wasted on some hormone-driven frenzy. This is why I wanted you to feed from me.” “I will not drink it in a house, I will not drink it with a mouse. I will not drink it here or there, I will not drink it anywhere,” I wheezed, hoping I was able to communicate adequate sarcasm through the crippling belly cramps. “Did you just quote Green Eggs and Ham?”

Humor Hungry Vampire

Book:Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

Source: Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

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