“because daytime leaves vampires less than, well, conscious, I told him, “Take your muffins to Boston and shut it, Terrance.” And then I hung up on him.” HumorFunnyHumourVampireParanormal RomanceParanormalVampiresHilariousFantasy RomancePhone CallsVampire RomanceAwkwardnessPnrAwkward MomentsMolly HarperVampirismParanormal SeriesTelephoneJane JamisonSleep Talking Book:Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors Source: Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors
“Not one word about proposals, no matter how much she pushes,” I told my friends. “No matter what she says or how loud she cries, don’t try to throw that up as a distraction.” Gabriel’s lips twitched. “I don’t think it’s going to be that bad. It’s one woman against five supernatural creatures... And Zeb.” “You laugh because you haven’t heard my mother’s thirty-minute verbal dissertation on appropriate seasonal flower choices. We’re better off letting her yell at us for being dirty, premarital fornicators.” FunnyVampireGabrielMolly HarperJane Jamison Book:Nice Girls Don’t Sign a Lease Without a Wedding Ring Source: Nice Girls Don’t Sign a Lease Without a Wedding Ring