“An expanse of short green grass undulated around sand traps and manicured trees. Up ahead, a multi-winged clubhouse loomed. “Jesus God,” I muttered. “Ninth circle of hell.” “I think they have eighteen at courses like this,” Andy said. “Ha.” HumorFunnyHellGolfGolf CourseDante S InfernoCountry ClubGolf Club Book:All the Better Part of Me Source: All the Better Part of Me
“Leo stepped out from behind the dressing curtain in Mathilde’s bus wearing a black-and-silver corset with a skirt of sparkly fringe that barely made it past his hips, with elbow-length black satin gloves, fishnet stockings, and garters. The sight knocked me dizzy. “I should go grocery shopping in this,” he remarked.” HumorSexyAttractionCostumeCorsetMoulin RougeSexy Clothes Book:The Quicksand Theatre Company Source: The Quicksand Theatre Company
“I've given her signs! I've given her plenty of signs. What does she want me to do? Slap him across the face with my glove, and challenge him to pistols at dawn?” LoveHumorSarcasmFightsDuels Book:Relatively Honest Source: Relatively Honest