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“An expanse of short green grass undulated around sand traps and manicured trees. Up ahead, a multi-winged clubhouse loomed. “Jesus God,” I muttered. “Ninth circle of hell.” “I think they have eighteen at courses like this,” Andy said. “Ha.” HumorFunnyHellGolfGolf CourseDante S InfernoCountry ClubGolf Club Book:All the Better Part of Me Source: All the Better Part of Me
“I love how golf courses have water hazards. But the ponds feel empty without ducks. I'd like to start a business renting my ducks out to country clubs.” GolfDucksDuckGolf CourseGolfingDuck QuoteDuck QuotesGolferCountry Club Book:To be good at golf you must go full koala bear Source: To be good at golf you must go full koala bear