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“We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the big things.”
“It's not as if I can just pop on my show and be rude if I've had a hard day.”
“My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself wasn't well.”
“I don't think business news is just for old white men with money.”
“I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.”
“I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people.”
“A lot of lawyers are set to tell me that it's not my fault I like to eat.”
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“And turns out, it's not Republicans throwing granny off a cliff... It's the Fed!?”
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“We're all going to die. While I'm still here, I want to make a difference.”
“Why the hell do we make such a big deal out of things that shouldn't be a big deal?”
“The tobacco companies knew quite early on the addictive nature of their product.”