Best Oreos Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Of course, that rationalization didn't work at all. It would have helped if I'd had some Oreo cookie ice cream to eat at the same time. I've learned that self-delusion is much easier when there's something sweet in your mouth.”

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Book:Mr. Monk on the Couch

Source: Mr. Monk on the Couch

“Some of the most popular tantalizing and chemically processed foods of my youth were Swanson TV dinners, Cheez Whiz, Tang, Hunt’s canned Franks and Beans, Oreo cookies, Devil Dogs, Twinkies, Lucky Charms, and Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes whose motto, “They’re GRRREAT!” still rings in my ears! Then there was Diet Rite, the first diet soft drink. I’m disgusted to admit that I had my share of it all. It was preferable to have a perfect-looking tomato rather than a vine-ripe delicious one. Addiction to unhealthy foodstuffs turned into the norm.”

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Book:Living Like The Future Matters: The Evolution of a Soil to Soul Entrepreneur

Source: Living Like The Future Matters: The Evolution of a Soil to Soul Entrepreneur

“I am a picky eater. By that I mean, I love to pick the raisins out of oatmeal raisin cookies, the chips out of chocolate chip cookies, the white side off of black and white cookies, and the vanilla center out of Oreos.”

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Author:Dylan Lauren

“Researchers in the U.K. have developed a vegetable called "super broccoli" designed to fight heart disease. Not to be outdone, researchers in America have developed a way to stuff an Oreo inside another Oreo.”

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Author:Jimmy Fallon

“Question: Does it frost Jackson, Jesse Jackson, that someone like Obama, who fits the stereotype blacks once labeled as an Oreo -- a black on the outside, a white on the inside -- that an Oreo should be the beneficiary of the long civil rights struggle which Jesse Jackson spent his lifetime fighting for?”

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Author:John McLaughlin

“I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos.”

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Author:Christopher Titus

“Combining the lack of emotional literacy they may be imbued with, with the fact that if you're black you're not supposed to be that smart and if you... as a boy you're not even supposed to like school. All of the sudden you've got kids who are afraid, black kids and Latino kids who are afraid to be great, afraid to bask in the enjoyment of education, lest they be labeled less than black, less than Latino, less they be called the oreo.”

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Author:John Amaechi

“I would go to the craft services table and have Oreos or whatever, and a grown woman would come up to me and look at what I was eating and sigh and go, "I remember the days when I could eat like that." And I never knew what to say that, because I was 9.”

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Author:Mara Wilson

“Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.”

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Author:Robert Redford

“What would Kathy say if she knew I let the whole crew eat those Oreos when they never did eat their carrot sticks (which I had so firmly required as prerequisite)? All three of my kids were probably heading for disease (not enough veggies) and jail (not enough discipline).”

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Book:All Moms Go to Heaven: Reflections

Source: All Moms Go to Heaven: Reflections

“Lucas seemed to have realized our prediciment at the same moment I had. "I haven't got my credit card with me. Kinda left in a hurry. We just spent the only cash I had in my pocket." Too-bright signs from the few open stores made mee squint. "We'd have been better off with a slingshot and Oreos.”

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Author:Claudia Gray

“Khufu carefully picked out everything that ended with-o—Doritos, Oreos, and some chunks of meat. Buffalo? Armadillo? I was scared to even ask.”

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Book:The Red Pyramid (The Kane Chronicles Book 1): The Red Pyramid

Source: The Red Pyramid (The Kane Chronicles Book 1): The Red Pyramid

“I’m not sure I could trust a man who would bypass an Oreo in favor of vanilla wafers. It’s a fundamental character flaw, possibly a sign of true evil.”

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Book:The Joe Ledger Series, Books 1-3: Patient Zero, The Dragon Factory, The King of Plagues

Source: The Joe Ledger Series, Books 1-3: Patient Zero, The Dragon Factory, The King of Plagues

“As we're standing there I realize we're almost exactly the same height. We must look like the dark and light side of an Oreo cookie, and I think how just as easily it could have been the other way around. She could be blocking my path; I could be trying to slip around her into the dark.”

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Author:Lauren Oliver

“Amy was profoundly shocked. "A little over an hour ago, our bus was attacked by three men in ski masks. They definitely knew me, and probably Dan, too. We fought them off, but it could've gone either way." "Like if they'd used a cookie truck instead of a gas tanker," Dan added. "Nobody's scared of Oreos.”

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Book:The 39 Clues: Cahills vs. Vespers Book 1: The Medusa Plot

Source: The 39 Clues: Cahills vs. Vespers Book 1: The Medusa Plot

“My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.”

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Author:Steven Wright

“Organic Oreos are not a health food. When Coca-Cola begins selling organic Coke, as it surely will, the company will have struck a blow for the environment perhaps, but not for our health. Most consumers automatically assume that the word "organic" is synomymous with health, but it makes no difference to your insulin metabolism if the high-fructose corn syrup in your soda is organic.”

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Book:In Defense of Food: An Eater's Manifesto

Source: In Defense of Food: An Eater's Manifesto

“It’s like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he’s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies.”

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Author:Christopher Moore

“Taking pictures is like tiptoeing into the kitchen late at night and stealing Oreo cookies.”

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Author:Diane Arbus

“A lot of people love Oreos. So their manufacturer is making money. That means more dividends for shareholders.”

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Author:Maria Bartiromo

“Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!”

Brain Talking Pregnancy Oreos

Author:Jessica Simpson

“MC's they retreat cause they know I can beat 'em, And eat 'em in a battle and the ref won't cheat 'em. I'm the best takin' out all rookies, So forget Oreos...eat Cool J cookies.”

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Author:LL Cool J

“I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten.”

Want Teach Teacher Oreos

Author:Neil Cavuto

“Get a grip, Oreo, and be true to the game.”

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Author:Ice Cube

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