Best Armadillos Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“What joy when the insouciant armadillo glances at us and doesn't quicken his trotting across the track into the palm brush. What is this joy? That no animal falters, but knows what it must do?”

Knows Joy Animal Instinct Track Brushes Glances Palms Trotting Armadillos

Book:Selected poems

Source: Selected poems

“The corporations don't have to lobby the government anymore. They are the government.”

Government Corporations Armadillos Hotel Lobby

Author:Jim Hightower

“The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos.”

Political Lines Middle Yellow Middle Of The Road Armadillos

Author:Jim Hightower

“Little ol' boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still make a small fortune in agriculture. Problem is, you got to start with a large one.”

Littles Stills Problem Boys Fortune Agriculture Armadillos

Author:Jim Hightower

“You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.”

Knows Sometimes Light Fire Barns Armadillos

Author:Dana Carvey

“If you ask my dad for help... he'll help. Like a vulture helps an over-run armadillo on a Texas highway. One peck at the time.”

Ifs Helping Running Asks Dad My Dad Texas Highways Vulture Armadillos

Author:Christopher Titus

“I do a lot of thrifting, but I don't go shopping in a concerted way very often. I find things by accident that I can't talk myself out of, like armadillo purses.”

Way I Can Accidents Shopping Purses Armadillos

Author:Mackenzie Davis

“A great artist can look at an old woman, portray her exactly as she is ... and force the viewer to see the pretty girl she used to be ... more than that, he can make anyone with the sensitivity of an armadillo see that this lovely young girl is still alive”

Looks Stills Young Used Artist Girl Force Alive Lovely Used To Be Sensitivity Viewers Great Artist Old Woman Pretty Girl Stranger In A Strange Land Armadillos

Book:Stranger in a Strange Land

Source: Stranger in a Strange Land

“Is God a man or a woman? God could be an armadillo. I have no idea.”

Men Ideas No Idea Armadillos

Book:Reservation Blues: A Novel

Source: Reservation Blues: A Novel

“Khufu carefully picked out everything that ended with-o—Doritos, Oreos, and some chunks of meat. Buffalo? Armadillo? I was scared to even ask.”

Asks Scared Meat Chunks Buffalo Doritos Oreos Armadillos Khufu

Book:The Red Pyramid (The Kane Chronicles Book 1): The Red Pyramid

Source: The Red Pyramid (The Kane Chronicles Book 1): The Red Pyramid

“I know I'm smarter than an armadillo”

Knows Smarter Armadillos

Book:Lee Child's Jack Reacher

Source: Lee Child's Jack Reacher

“Politics isn't about left versus right; it's about top versus bottom.”

Political Politics Left Bottom Versus Armadillos

Author:Jim Hightower

“While other guitars may have more twang or an esoteric atmosphere, the Les Paul is like a T-Rex thampling everything in it's path .. it can be subtle if you want it to be, but it works best if you have an 'armadillo in your trousers' and you want to articulate that”

Ifs Want May Music Path Guitar Atmosphere Subtle Esoteric Trousers Armadillos

Author:Miles Zuniga

“Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.”

Ifs Needs Science Affection Pet Adorable Affectionate Owning A Pet Armadillos

Author:Will Cuppy

“Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.”

Humor Funny Sound Comedy Beats Jazz Backgrounds Keyboards Armadillos

Author:Bill Bailey

“In the woods, if you stopped, if you grew still, you'd hear a whole new set of sounds, wind rasping through silhouetted leaves and the cries and chatter of blue jays and brown thrashers and redbirds and sparrows, the calling of crows and hawks, squirrels barking, frogs burping, the far braying of dogs, armadillos snorkeling through dead leaves.”

Ifs Stills Whole Sound Dog Cry Wind Grew Calling Bird Blue Woods Brown Frogs Crow Hawks Squirrels Sparrows Chatter Armadillos Burping Blue Jays

Author:Tom Franklin