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Famous Gordon Korman Quotes
“Your pants didn't get smaller, Mommy," I assured her. "Your butt got bigger.”
“That Mesozoic mama's boy wouldn't have lasted five seconds in the Cretaceous period.”
“It would have been better to finish 150th than to come so close to winning only to take an L.”
“For someone who's smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.”
“You worry about the life," Amber shoots back. "I'll handle the revenge.”
“If it isn't on YouTube, it might as well have never happened.”
“When we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves.”
“The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.”
“What did Romeo and Juliet do?” They died,” I remind her gently. “Some mix-up with the poison-”
“For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.”
“In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world.”
“You don't get Billie Joe Armstrong's autograph on your forehead without following your instincts.”
