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“India is the only country wherein the total number of engineers exceeds the number of vehicles on the road.”

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Book:Adventures of an Indian Techie

Source: Adventures of an Indian Techie

“In boardrooms, bald is beautiful”

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Book:Adventures of an Indian Techie

Source: Adventures of an Indian Techie

“Working lunch is the art of gorging in five star delicacies all the while spitting out fancy business jargons”

Humor Comedy Laugh Dining Jokes And Whatever Five Star Jargons Working Lunch

Book:Adventures of an Indian Techie

Source: Adventures of an Indian Techie

“Developer is the one who creates bugs/defects mostly and working code rarely”

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Book:Adventures of an Indian Techie

Source: Adventures of an Indian Techie

“Developers and testers usually maintain a very healthy India-Pakistan like camaraderie”

Humor Joke Engineer Techie Developer Qa Tester

Book:Adventures of an Indian Techie

Source: Adventures of an Indian Techie

“Business analyst is the one who is adept in confusing the customer, developer and testers simultaneously”

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Book:Adventures of an Indian Techie

Source: Adventures of an Indian Techie

“Solutioning is the art of understanding the current problem faced by the customer and giving them a product that will create bigger problems for them so that they ignore the previous one- the Tiger balm technology. Once you apply it, it starts burning and then you forget the headache that you had”

Problem Funny Business Architect Joke Customer Solutioning

Book:Adventures of an Indian Techie

Source: Adventures of an Indian Techie

“World's biggest bluff acts happen inside boardrooms”

Business Corporate Joke Dealing With It Executive Boardrooms

Book:Adventures of an Indian Techie

Source: Adventures of an Indian Techie

“Proof of concept or POC is the art of winning a ship-building contract by showing the working model of a paper boat”

Humor Comedy It Engineer Poc Techie Proof Of Concept

Book:Adventures of an Indian Techie

Source: Adventures of an Indian Techie

“Geeks are like male lions, they don't like the presence of another one in the vicinity.”

Humor Lion Engineer Geeks Techie

Book:Adventures of an Indian Techie

Source: Adventures of an Indian Techie