“If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.”
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Famous Peter Sellers Quotes
“We don't want to start a nuclear war unless we really have to, now do we Jack?”
“You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.”
“There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.”
“Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.”
“It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.”
“When you have been killed as many times as I have, you get used to it.”
“Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.”
“Facts - behind them lies the whole fabric of deductive truth.”
“Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious)”
“I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.”
“I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.”
“If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.”
“To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.”
“François: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind.”