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Rachel Hawkins, born on November 23, 1979, is a renowned American author. Known for her works in fantasy, horror, and young adult literature, she has gained a significant following among readers.

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“You know, I can see more than just the future or the past." "Really?" I asked, paging through through the papers in the file. "Can you also see the present? Because I can do that, too. Like, right now, I sense that I'm in a messy room with a total toolbox.”

Humor Sophie Rachel Hawkins Hex Hall Spell Bound Torin

Book:Spell Bound

Source: Spell Bound

“The hand on my hair moved to my back, and I realized someone was singing softly. The voice was familiar, and something about it made my chest ache. Well, that was to be expected. Angels' songs would be awfully poignant. "'I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you...'" the voice crooned. I frowned. Was that really an appropriate song for the Heavenly Host to be--”

Humor Song Grace Mom Angels Sophie Rachel Hawkins Hex Hall Spell Bound Cocktail Bar

Book:Spell Bound

Source: Spell Bound

“I would actually write books totally full of nothing BUT kissing scenes, but apparently people like books to have, like, "plots" or whatever.”

Humor Romance Writing Books

Author:Rachel Hawkins

“Leave Dad alone" I told Aislinn. "His Britishness is sort-circuiting.”

Humor Parents Sarcastic Humor

Book:Spell Bound

Source: Spell Bound

“Dimly, some part of my brain registered that I should stop being so surprised when magic stuff sucked way harder than I thought it was going to.”

Humor Magic High School Hex Hall

Book:Demonglass

Source: Demonglass

“One rarely finds salvation in Florida.”

Humor Humour Salvation Florida Salvation Quotes

Book:The Heiress

Source: The Heiress

“He probably would've raised an eyebrow in that annoying/hot way he had, and made a dirty joke about Elodie possessing me.”

Humor Dirty Sophie Archer Rachel Hawkins Hex Hall Spell Bound Elodie

Book:Spell Bound

Source: Spell Bound

“Archer hizo un intento de bajar, pero yo lo detuve. - Yo voy primero. Si bajo detrás de ti, seguro que te quedarás mirándome las bragas.”

Humor Sophie

Book:Spell Bound

Source: Spell Bound

“It's like a natural law that my mother can never look anything less than obscenely beautiful. Even though she was wearing jeans and a T-shirt, heads turned in her direction. Or maybe they were staring at me as I tried to discreetly wipe sweat from between my breasts without appearing to get to second base with myself. Hard to say.”

Humor Sophie

Book:Hex Hall

Source: Hex Hall

“I moved to the center of the room, my strappy sandals clacking on the marble floor. "I'm assuming this is where the punishment part comes in," I said. "So do I need to clean all these mirrors, or do I have to, like, stare at myself until I feel shamed or something?”

Humor Sophie

Author:Rachel Hawkins

“Archer is it hot anymore," I'd fired back. "He tried to kill me, and his girlfriend is Satan.”

Humor Sophie Archer

Author:Rachel Hawkins

“Okay, I should probably mention right here that Brandon used the real word, but this is my story, so I'm cleaning it up a little.”

Humor Harper Rebel Belle

Book:Rebel Belle

Source: Rebel Belle

“Holy hell weasel!”

Humor What The Hell

Book:Hex Hall

Source: Hex Hall

“You know, 'help me, Sophie Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope”

Humor Spellbound

Book:Spell Bound

Source: Spell Bound

“Being trapped thus is incredibly frustrating for me, and occasionally I take it out on others. Again, I apologize. Now, if you’d like, I can help you with what you’re seeking.” Knowing I’d probably regret it, I crossed the room and yanked the canvas off the mirror. As before, he was sitting on the table, smirking at me. “Jackass, jackass on the wall, where’s the info on Hex Hall?”

Humor Hex Hall Spell Bound Sophie Mercer

Author:Rachel Hawkins

“I heard the man and woman cry a warning as I frantically racked my brain for some sort of throat-repairing spell, which I was clearly about to need. Of course the only words that I actually managed to yell at the werewolf as he ran at me were, 'BAD DOG!' Then, out of the corner of my eye, I caught a flash of blue light on my left. Suddenly, the werewolf seemed to smack into an invisible wall just inches in front of me.... "You know," someone said off to my left, "I usually find a blocking spell to be a lot more effective than yelling 'Bad dog,' but maybe that's just me.”

Humor Dog Witch Werewolf Spell Rachel Hawkins Hex Hall

Book:Hex Hall

Source: Hex Hall

“When someone tells you somebody’s been murdered, laughing is probably not the best response. You know, for future reference. But laughing is exactly what I did.”

Humor

Book:Hex Hall

Source: Hex Hall

“Must be weird for you, having your mom here." "Weird for me, weird for her, probably weird for you since you had to give up your swinging bachelor pad." "Mrs. Casnoff let me install my heart-shaped Jacuzzi in my new dorm room." "Cal," I said with mock astonishment, "did you just make a joke?" "Maybe.”

Humor

Book:Demonglass

Source: Demonglass

“I don't know what I was expecting a vampire's room to look like. Maybe lots of black, a bunch of books by Camus... oh, and a sensitive portrait of the only human the vamp ever loved, who had no doubt died of something beautiful and tragic, thus dooming the vamp to an eternity of moping and sighing dramatically. What can I say? I read a lot of books.”

Humor

Book:Hex Hall

Source: Hex Hall

“Um...Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed--”

Humor Funny Sophie Archer Rachel Hawkins Hex Hall Spell Bound Archer Cross Mercer

Book:Spell Bound

Source: Spell Bound

“No. Don't distract me with your sexy talk.”

Humor Sexy Sophie Archer Rachel Hawkins Hex Hall Spell Bound Archer Cross

Book:Spell Bound

Source: Spell Bound

“Bruce Wayne's parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Superman is an alien, and Spiderman had that radioactive spider. Me? I kissed a janitor in the school bathroom.”

Humor Superpowers Harper Price

Book:Rebel Belle

Source: Rebel Belle

About the Author

Born: November 23, 1979
Known for: Author
Quotes: 103

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