“In what universe would it be okay for someone to take a redneck dip in a hotel fountain?”
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“Condoms are not like a glove; one size does not fit all. Bring your own.”
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“I'm impressed. I've never seen a piece of shit read before. Would you like an award?”
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“I speak New Orleans sassy black woman dialect. I love it.”
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“Frank: Dude. Bro. I'm not wearing underwear. Is it nippley outside?”
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