Creating a Concierge
A source page for quotes linked to Ren French.
“In what universe would it be okay for someone to take a redneck dip in a hotel fountain?”
“Condoms are not like a glove; one size does not fit all. Bring your own.”
“I'm impressed. I've never seen a piece of shit read before. Would you like an award?”
“I speak New Orleans sassy black woman dialect. I love it.”
“Frank: Dude. Bro. I'm not wearing underwear. Is it nippley outside?”