“I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy factory next door to a strip club. The best cigarettes ever.” NextFireDoorsTasteBoxesClubsFactoriesCigaretteCandyTirePuffMalediction Author:Richard Kadrey
“...playing with the Barbie-size keyboard on my new phone. Phones are like toys now. They fit in your pocket, light up and vibrate like joy buzzers. Plus, you can get-I mean, "access"-the Internet and find anything you want. Music. Maps. Porn. Anything. If cell phones came with a cigarette dispenser, they'd be the greatest stupid invention ever.” IfsWantMeanLightJoyStupidInternetFitSizePhonesAccessInventionCellsPocketsMapsPlusToysCigaretteCell PhoneKeyboardsLight UpBarbieVibrateBuzzers Author:Richard Kadrey
