“Try not to sing too many sad songs for yourself. The universe already hates you. Self-pity isn't going to help.” TryingSelfHelpingHateSongUniversePityHate YouSelf PitySad Song Author:Richard Kadrey
“The ashes of your existence will fertilize the soil for the universe to follow.” UniverseExistenceSoilAshes Author:Richard Kadrey
“The universe is a meat grinder and we're just pork in designer shoes, keeping busy so we can pretend we're not all headed for the sausage factory. Maybe I've been hallucinating this whole time and there is no Heaven and Hell. Instead of having to choose between God and the devil, maybe our only real choice comes down to link or patty?” RealWholeChoicesUniverseHeavenHellDevilBusyShoesMeatDesignerLinksFactoriesHeaven And HellPorkSausageGrinderDesigner Shoes Author:Richard Kadrey
“God is the great janitor of the universe. Why things don't work is that we have a janitor in charge, and we keep looking for the landlord.” UniverseLandlordJanitor Author:Richard Kadrey
