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Richard Kadrey is an American novelist born on August 27, 1957. His works are characterized by fantasy and supernatural elements, which have won the favor of readers.

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“If I learned anything Downtown, it's this: the only real difference between an enemy and a friend is the day of the week.”

Ifs Real Differences Enemy Week Downtown Days Of The Week

Author:Richard Kadrey

“...playing with the Barbie-size keyboard on my new phone. Phones are like toys now. They fit in your pocket, light up and vibrate like joy buzzers. Plus, you can get-I mean, "access"-the Internet and find anything you want. Music. Maps. Porn. Anything. If cell phones came with a cigarette dispenser, they'd be the greatest stupid invention ever.”

Ifs Want Mean Light Joy Stupid Internet Fit Size Phones Access Invention Cells Pockets Maps Plus Toys Cigarette Cell Phone Keyboards Light Up Barbie Vibrate Buzzers

Author:Richard Kadrey

“If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it would puke for a week into a solid gold toilet it stole from Zeus's guest room.”

Ifs World Would Be Rooms Known Week Gold Legs Conquer Guests Toilets Drunkenness Zeus Puke

Author:Richard Kadrey

“If Donald Trump and the Wicked Witch of the West had a kid, it would be Jayne-Anne. She looks like a librarian with some money and good taste in clothes but underneath the Verace, she's Godzilla with tits.”

Ifs Looks Would Be Kids Trump Taste Clothes West Wicked Witch Librarian Good Taste Godzilla Wicked Witch Wicked Witch Of The West

Author:Richard Kadrey

“Besides, do you think you would have come if I’d just popped into your tattoo shop one night around closing and said, ‘Hello, I’m the Prince of Darkness. Think you could help me out with a little war next Tuesday, say, sixish?”

Ifs Thinking Littles Said War Helping Night Next Darkness Shops Help Me Tattoo Hello Closing One Night Tuesday

Book:Butcher Bird

Source: Butcher Bird

“If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.”

Ifs Stills Jesus Half Bartender

Book:Kill the Dead (Sandman Slim, Book 2)

Source: Kill the Dead (Sandman Slim, Book 2)

“The dead think they can get away with anything because you'll feel sorry for them. If you play cards with the dead, make sure you deal and don't let them buy you drinks. They'll slip you a formaldehyde roofie and pry the gold fillings out of your teeth.”

Ifs Thinking Feels Play Deals Drink Gold Sorry Teeth Cards Get Away Slips Filling

Author:Richard Kadrey

“It doesn't matter if you and everyone else in the room are thinking it. You don't say the words. Words are weapons. They blast big bloody holes in the world. And words are bricks. Say something out loud and it starts turning solid. Say it loud enough and it becomes a wall you can't get through.”

Ifs Thinking World Matter Enough Bigs Rooms Wall Weapons Holes Loud Bloody Bricks Blast

Author:Richard Kadrey

About the Author

Born: August 27, 1957
Known for: Novelist
Quotes: 59

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