“I can deal with fighting in the arena in Hell, but laundry and dishes put the fear of God in me.” I CanFightingDealsHellDishesArenaLaundry Author:Richard Kadrey
“The dead think they can get away with anything because you'll feel sorry for them. If you play cards with the dead, make sure you deal and don't let them buy you drinks. They'll slip you a formaldehyde roofie and pry the gold fillings out of your teeth.” IfsThinkingFeelsPlayDealsDrinkGoldSorryTeethCardsGet AwaySlipsFilling Author:Richard Kadrey