Sandman Slim
A source page for quotes linked to Richard Kadrey.
“Hell didn't make me a monster. It just confirmed all my worst fears about myself.”
“Here's to all the guys better looking than us. May they all die first.”
“I can deal with fighting in the arena in Hell, but laundry and dishes put the fear of God in me.”
“All losers are romantics. It's what keeps us from blowing our brains out.”
“Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT.”
“That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream "Daddy Issues.”
“No wonder Sherlock Holmes did all that coke. Math is hard.”
“I'm steel-toed boots in a ballet-slipper world.”
“The ashes of your existence will fertilize the soil for the universe to follow.”
“He wore his fear on his skin for everyone to see.”
“Being able to embrace contradictions is a sign of intelligence. Or insanity.”
“If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.”
“Don't talk. Kill it." That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date.”
“Let me finish my beer." (Stark) "Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian)”