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“I have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I like the marksmanship and the discipline that it takes to be a gun owner. I like the machinery. Being able to take it out and clean it is even more fascinating than having the gun.”

Able Discipline Gun Clean Fascinating Owners Machinery Gun Owners Remington Glocks Marksmanship

Author:Bernie Mac

“Lose the chrome-plated sissy pistol and get yourself a Glock.”

Loses Pistols Sissy Chrome Glocks

Author:Tommy Lee Jones

“If the Founding Fathers could have looked into a crystal ball and seen AK-47s and Glock semi-automatic pistols, I think they would say, you know, 'That's not really what we mean when we say bear arms.'”

Ifs Thinking Knows Mean Father Arms Bears Balls Founding Crystals Pistols Crystal Ball Glocks

Author:Michael Moore

“He said she went around with her feelings out in front of her with an arm around the feelings' windpipe and a Glock 9mm. to the feelings' temple like a terrorist with a hostage, daring you to shoot.”

Said Feelings Fronts Arms Terrorist Temples Daring Hostage Infinite Jest Glocks

Author:David Foster Wallace

“That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream "Daddy Issues.”

Issues Machines Killing Scream Daddy Precision Glocks

Author:Richard Kadrey

“I’ll be real discreet,” Tank said. As discreet as a six-foot-six, no-neck guy weighing three hundred and fifty pounds, all dressed in black SWAT clothes, with a Glock holstered at his side could be.”

Said Real Guy Three Sides Black Feet Six Clothes Hundred Fifty Necks Pounds Being Real Tanks Weighing Discreet Glocks

Author:Janet Evanovich

“SOME GIRLS WEAR PRADA. SOME GIRLS WEAR GLOCK 17 SHORT RECOIL SPRING-LOADED SEMIAUTOMATIC PISTOLS WITH A LOADED CHAMBER INDICATOR AND A NONSLIP GRIP. - T-SHIRT”

Girl Spring Shirts T Shirt Chamber Loaded Pistols Indicators Recoil Prada Glocks

Book:Second Grave On The Left: Number 2 in series

Source: Second Grave On The Left: Number 2 in series

“Kincaid, evidently exhausted himself, drew a gun, took the safety off, placed it on his chest, and went to sleep too. "It's cute," I whispered to Murphy. "He has a teddy Glock.”

Sleep Gun Safety Cute Chests Exhausted Teddy Murphy Glocks

Book:The Dresden Files Collection 7-12

Source: The Dresden Files Collection 7-12

“There once was a man name Barack, Whose re-election came as a shock. He raised the taxes I pay, And then turned marriage gay. And now he's coming after your glock.”

Men Names Pay Gay Taxes Gun Election Raised Barack Shock Gun Control Glocks

Author:Stephen Colbert

“Between your faith and my Glock nine millimeter, I'll take the Glock.”

Author:Arnold Schwarzenegger

“Put your hands where I can see 'em, so they look like 12 PM On the dot, see this Glock? Don't make me give these shells freedom.”

Giving Looks I Can Hands Hip Hop Rap Ems Shells Dots Pms Glocks

Author:Elzhi

“Ghostface, catch the blast of a hype verse, My glock bursts, leave in a hearse, I did worse. I come rough, tough like an elephant tusk, Ya head rush, fly like Egyptian musk.”

Tough Hip Hop Rap Rough Verses Elephants Hype Blast Egyptian Musk Glocks

Author:Ghostface Killah

“Will someone please explain to me the logic that says we can trust someone with a Boeing 747 in bad weather, but not with a Glock 9mm?”

Please Logic Weather September September 11 Boeing Bad Weather Glocks Boeing 747

Author:Zell Miller

“My own idea of a $5,500 .45 auto is a used Volkswagon with a Glock 30 in the glove box.”

Ideas Used My Own Boxes Gloves Glocks

Author:Massad Ayoob

“I go to church strapped with a 45 glock.”

Religion Church Religious Glocks

Author:Master P