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Richard Turner Biography

Magician

Richard Turner, born on June 16, 1954, is a renowned magician known for his unique performance style and exquisite skills, captivating audiences worldwide.

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“Mudslinging - In politics, anything bad the opponent says about our candidate; in contrast, when our candidate does this, it is called 'making a good point.”

Doe Political Opponents Candidates Contrast

Author:Richard Turner

“I am at a loss to figure out how to rid my e-mail of those bottom-feeders of the electronic world, the generators of spam.... If I were Emperor of the World, I would lock all the spammers in a room and force them to watch nothing but TV commercials for the rest of their miserable lives, and I would condemn the people who respond to spammers to do nothing but clean the toilets in this room.”

People Ifs World Force Loss Rooms Watches Figures Tvs Clean Bottom Miserable Mail Locks Toilets Emperor Generator Spam Miserable Life Tv Commercial

Author:Richard Turner

“Warranty A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function.”

Products Function Buyers Warranty

Author:Richard Turner

“Self-Checkout Line The place where customers of an establishment become unpaid employees of the establishment.”

Self Lines Customers Employee Establishment Checkouts

Author:Richard Turner

“Speed Limit – A sign that tells you at what speed the car that's rapidly fading from view in your rearview mirror is going; a law that provides the sole means of support for many small-town police departments.”

Mean Law Views Support Car Limits Towns Police Mirrors Speed Driving Department Sole Small Town Fading Police Department Rearview Mirror Speed Limits

Author:Richard Turner

“Grammar Checker – A software program that is not needed by those who know grammar and virtually useless for those who don’t.”

Knows Needed Program Useless Software Grammar

Author:Richard Turner

“I'm a woofer, not a tweeter; a writer, not a telegrapher; an essayist, not an aphorist.”

Internet Essayists

Author:Richard Turner

“Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart.”

Want Persons Talking Phones Block Shopping Telephones Supermarkets Carts Aisle Rams Shopping Carts

Author:Richard Turner

About the Author

Born: June 16, 1954
Known for: Magician
Quotes: 8

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