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“I've been so homesick. She's home.”

Book:Scars in Time: A Novel

Source: Scars in Time: A Novel

“I'm gonna go crack open a cold one with the boys." Brennan grinned mischievously. "DUDE!" James yelled after him, "You gotta stop referring to autopsies that way!”

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Book:Scars in Time: A Novel

Source: Scars in Time: A Novel

“Brennan, you are so corny Monsanto is trying to patent you and I love it.”

Humor Funny Corny Monsanto

Book:Scars in Time: A Novel

Source: Scars in Time: A Novel

“This home had more red flags than a Chinese military parade.”

Humor Investigation Red Flags Cps

Book:Scars in Time: A Novel

Source: Scars in Time: A Novel