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“I'm gonna go crack open a cold one with the boys." Brennan grinned mischievously. "DUDE!" James yelled after him, "You gotta stop referring to autopsies that way!”

Book:Scars in Time: A Novel

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“With the prospect of raids on London itself, U.S. ambassador Joseph Kennedy decamped. To the great disdain of many in London, he began conducting his ambassadorial affairs from his home in the country. Within the Foreign Office, a joke began to circulate: "I always thought my daffodils were yellow until I met Joe Kennedy.”

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Book:The Splendid and the Vile: A Saga of Churchill, Family, and Defiance During the Blitz

Source: The Splendid and the Vile: A Saga of Churchill, Family, and Defiance During the Blitz

“You’ll know when I’m doing something funny,' Marty snarled as he spun the knife down and slammed it onto the table. 'Because you won’t understand it.”

Humor Romance Contemporary Joke

Book:Rash & Rationality

Source: Rash & Rationality

“Developer is the one who creates bugs/defects mostly and working code rarely”

Humor Software Joke Engineer Techie Developer

Book:Adventures of an Indian Techie

Source: Adventures of an Indian Techie

“Developers and testers usually maintain a very healthy India-Pakistan like camaraderie”

Humor Joke Engineer Techie Developer Qa Tester

Book:Adventures of an Indian Techie

Source: Adventures of an Indian Techie

“Tiny Eleanor in her black coat, is dinkily perfect, like a woman carved on a mechanical clock, nodding, lifting her hand, in jerky greeting. Her eyes might slice jealously through any gaze between Clem and Corin, but they can't sever the meaning of those gazes.”

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Book:A Particular Man

Source: A Particular Man

“Business analyst is the one who is adept in confusing the customer, developer and testers simultaneously”

Humor Business Corporate Joke Techie Ba Analyst

Book:Adventures of an Indian Techie

Source: Adventures of an Indian Techie

“Solutioning is the art of understanding the current problem faced by the customer and giving them a product that will create bigger problems for them so that they ignore the previous one- the Tiger balm technology. Once you apply it, it starts burning and then you forget the headache that you had”

Problem Funny Business Architect Joke Customer Solutioning

Book:Adventures of an Indian Techie

Source: Adventures of an Indian Techie

“World's biggest bluff acts happen inside boardrooms”

Business Corporate Joke Dealing With It Executive Boardrooms

Book:Adventures of an Indian Techie

Source: Adventures of an Indian Techie

“You've seen the prince? Like the real prince of the Otherworld?'' ''Yep. Saw him three times.'' (...) ''Once he was in this meadow. Kind of like the meadow in that movie with the sparkly vampires and crazy hair''. (...) The second time was when i was near their palace. It kind of looked like something on the show you watch where everyone dies.'' ''Game of Thrones? I suggested. ''King's Landing?'' He jumped as he nodded. ''And the third time was...well, he was doing something you never do.'' (...) ''What was that?'' (...) ''He was having sex.”

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Book:Wicked

Source: Wicked

“Bagaimana cara mengenali lemak jenuh? Tanya dulu dia baru putus atau tidak.”

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Author:Robi Aulia Abdi

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