“On his good days, he tried to teach me everything he knew." "What about his bad days?" "On his bad days, he generally thought he was an onion." "That's awful." "No, it's not. What was awful was when he thought he was a potato masher." "Oh.” JokeOld PeopleLolOnionBad DaysGood DaysPotatoSecond Book Book:Jinx's Magic Source: Jinx's Magic