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“Wendell, tell Jinx how wrong he is," said Elfwyn. "Sure," Wendell turned to Jinx. "You're wrong man." "No, wait," said Jinx”

Wrong Right Lol Ganging Up Trio Third Book

Book:Jinx's Fire

Source: Jinx's Fire

“you're afraid?" "Of course not!" "Good" Reven slapped him in the back. "Faint heart, never win fair lady!" "Dead heart never won fair lady either," Jinx said.”

Heart Funny Fear True Lol Banter Ladies

Book:Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice

Source: Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice

“I think you're turning into a tree," said Reven. "Forsooth, you see what the trees see. You'll be spouting leaves next.”

Funny Tree True Joke Lol Leaves Jinx Reven

Book:Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice

Source: Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice

“You'd rather not say. You humans like to think that evil is something outside of you, don't you? But evil is right... Here..." she pointed. "In my stomach?" Said Jinx She flickered blue in annoyance. "In your heart". "That's my stomach.”

Heart Funny Stomach Lol Elves Third Book

Book:Jinx's Fire

Source: Jinx's Fire

“On his good days, he tried to teach me everything he knew." "What about his bad days?" "On his bad days, he generally thought he was an onion." "That's awful." "No, it's not. What was awful was when he thought he was a potato masher." "Oh.”

Joke Old People Lol Onion Bad Days Good Days Potato Second Book

Book:Jinx's Magic

Source: Jinx's Magic

“What are you doing? Stop it!" Elfwyn cried, and the hitting ceased abruptly. "How dare to hit Jinx? He's younger than you, and littler, and-" "Hey," Jinx interrupted, before this description of him could get any worse. "I hit him first!" "That's true, my lady" said Reven fairly. "He did.”

Joke Lol Banter Jinx Trio Reven Elfwyn Salt To The Wound

Book:Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice

Source: Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice

“Hm. Didn’t you use to be a lot smaller?” “Yes,” said Jinx. “Because I used to be six.”

Humor Growing Up

Book:Jinx

Source: Jinx

“...if you spent all your time being protected, you never got to find out anything new.”

Inspiration Bravery

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Source: Jinx

“Now, get on it," said Jinx "Get on it? Are you crazy? You think I trust your levitation skills?" "You shouldn't say stuff like that, it undermines my confidence," said Jinx.”

Confidence Lol Banter Master Apprentice Wizard Jinx Second Book

Book:Jinx's Fire

Source: Jinx's Fire

“I know I can't levitate my own weight at this height," said Simon. "You can't if you think you can't," said Jinx. Without meaning to, he blinked, and the plank dropped several feet. He levitated again. "That was certainly confidence inspiring," said Simon. "I blinked”

Mistake Confidence Lol Blink Banter Simon Jinx Second Book

Book:Jinx's Fire

Source: Jinx's Fire

“That's him," said Berthold. "Cut my arm off. With an ax" Sneep turned to Jinx. "That true?" "Yes," said Jinx. "But he--" "Guilty," said Sneep.”

Guilty Lol Justice System Funny Book Quotes Trolls

Book:Jinx's Fire

Source: Jinx's Fire

“And I Reven, your faithful servant, fair maiden" Elfwyn beamed at Reven. "He's a robber". Said Jinx "And this is my stout companion, Jinx" said Reven. "I'm one of the people he's robbed" said Jinx.”

Introduction Lol Meeting Thief Jinx Robbed First Book

Book:Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice

Source: Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice

“I have to, don't I? He's not my slave," said Simon. "If he doesn't appreciate what he's got, let him leave”

Life Truth Slave Appreciation Young Ones Simon Jinx First Book He S Got A Point

Book:Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice

Source: Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice

“That troll was my stepfather," Jinx said. He saw Reven and Elfwyn exchange a glance. "I think you hit your head pretty hard when you fell" said Elfwyn. "Maybe you should lie back down.”

Lol Head Troll Jinx First Book Stepfather

Book:Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice

Source: Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice

“Satya's um--" he wasn't sure how to put this. "She's not thinking pink fluffy thoughts about you." "I wouldn't expect her to. She's not a pink fluffy kind of person.”

Thoughts Crush Pink Third Book

Book:Jinx's Fire

Source: Jinx's Fire

“I kind of think she has a point," said Wendell. "Really". "Oh, shut up. You think everyone has a point," said Jinx. "Well, they do," said Wendell equably.”

Lol Banter Point Jinx Third Book

Book:Jinx's Fire

Source: Jinx's Fire

“How long does it take to make scholar?" "Varies" said Wendell. "But only one in ten make it." "One in ten?" "Well yeah, but you'll make it. I can tell you're smart. Most of my roommates have been smart. In fact all of my roommates have gotten through." Wendell smiled like he didn't mind this, and there was an orange puff of hurt that said he minded it very much. "All your roommates? How long have you been here?" Said Jinx. "Four years”

Funny Lol Roommates Late Bloomer Second Book One In Ten

Book:Jinx's Magic

Source: Jinx's Magic

“He always said to me, 'Mildred, one day this will all be yours.'" Simon made a wide gesture, encompassing books, cats, and the door to Samara. "Er, he called you Mildred?" "Often as not" "Maybe he really meant to leave everything to Mildred," said Jinx "If she ever shows up, we'll talk," said Simon. "But I think she may have been a dog he once had.”

Dog Lol Jinx Mildred Second Book

Book:Jinx's Magic

Source: Jinx's Magic

“That's the only one left. That nice old wizard who used to live there---" "Egbert the Onion?" "Even when he thought he was an onion, he was a very kind onion," said Sophie.”

Kind Nice Old People Lol Wizard Onion Second Book

Book:Jinx's Magic

Source: Jinx's Magic

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