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“On his good days, he tried to teach me everything he knew." "What about his bad days?" "On his bad days, he generally thought he was an onion." "That's awful." "No, it's not. What was awful was when he thought he was a potato masher." "Oh.”

Book:Jinx's Magic

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“A one-liner is the highest form of poetry. It must be tight, concise, and precise, with exactly the right words in exactly the right places. And maybe the best reply is also the shortest: Quack. When a duck says quack, does it mean something specific, or does it mean nothing? That ambiguity makes it hilarious.”

Talking Communication Jokes Ducks Joke Ambiguity Duck Talk One Liner

Book:Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

Source: Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“Wes slid two more cigarettes out of the pack, offering one to me. “I don’t smoke.” “Why not? It gives you superpowers, you know.” “What? Like cancer?” I said”

Cancer Smoking Joke Dark Humour Superpowers

Book:Absent

Source: Absent

“Sometimes what’s funny is that someone is actually not joking.”

Humor Funny Comedy Humour Serious Joke Seriousness Joking Playful Kidding

Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“You hit me!” I yelled at the sky, and it was almost humorous to hear Rome’s deep voice so full of feminine outrage. “Oh.” Yael sounded genuinely shocked. “It really is her. Rome just dropped like a bag of rocks.”

Insult Joke Lol Haha Bruh

Book:Seduction

Source: Seduction

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