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“What are you doing? Stop it!" Elfwyn cried, and the hitting ceased abruptly. "How dare to hit Jinx? He's younger than you, and littler, and-" "Hey," Jinx interrupted, before this description of him could get any worse. "I hit him first!" "That's true, my lady" said Reven fairly. "He did.”

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Book:Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice

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