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“There’s a cat in the wall...” said Jenna. “Go on,” said Nicko. “I don’t know that one.” “It’s not a joke. There is a cat in the wall. I can hear it.”

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Book:Magyk

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Angie Sage, born in June 1952, is a British author known for her fantasy novels. Her works are celebrated for their blend of adventure, mystery, and growth themes, and are highly appreciated by young readers. more

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