“I think you're turning into a tree," said Reven. "Forsooth, you see what the trees see. You'll be spouting leaves next.” FunnyTreeTrueJokeLolLeavesJinxReven Book:Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice Source: Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice
“On his good days, he tried to teach me everything he knew." "What about his bad days?" "On his bad days, he generally thought he was an onion." "That's awful." "No, it's not. What was awful was when he thought he was a potato masher." "Oh.” JokeOld PeopleLolOnionBad DaysGood DaysPotatoSecond Book Book:Jinx's Magic Source: Jinx's Magic
“What are you doing? Stop it!" Elfwyn cried, and the hitting ceased abruptly. "How dare to hit Jinx? He's younger than you, and littler, and-" "Hey," Jinx interrupted, before this description of him could get any worse. "I hit him first!" "That's true, my lady" said Reven fairly. "He did.” JokeLolBanterJinxTrioRevenElfwynSalt To The Wound Book:Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice Source: Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice