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The Dilbert principle: a cubicle's-eye view of bosses, meetings, management fads & other workplace afflictions

Book by Scott Adams · 4 quotes · Ifs, People, Idiot

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“Good advertising can make people buy your product even if it sucks ... A dollar spent on brainwashing is more cost-effective than a dollar spent on product improvement.”

“These days it seems like any idiot with a laptop computer can churn out a business book and make a few bucks. That's certainly what I'm hoping. It would be a real letdown if the trend changed before this masterpiece goes to print.”

“Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.”

“Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.”