“...like the twig furniture she made, thinking it was going to make us rich, only she's shit with a hammer and nails and the stuff ended up being deadly. You were practically begging for a colonoscopy if you sat on it.” HumorDangerousCraftsFurnitureSethColonoscopy Book:Home to Woefield Source: Home to Woefield
“My mom made the trays out of kits she bought at Michaels. She's crackled the shit out of them so they look like they're covered in diseased rhino skins.” HumorCraftsSethCrackle Book:Home to Woefield Source: Home to Woefield
