“She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string.” HumorGreekSatireGreek MythologyPercy Jackson And The OlympiansCupidOlympians Book:Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring Source: Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring
“Since my trips to Earth, I've only managed to assemble a few basics facts about humans, condensing them in to four, overall points: kids got Reese's, teens got recess, adults got recessions, and seniors got receding.” HumorSatireGreek MythologyCupidValentines DayMount Olympus Book:Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training Source: Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training