“Even Cronus, the Titan who literally had his kids for breakfast, would find these facts hard to swallow.” HumorMythologyGreek MythologyPercy Jackson And The OlympiansCupid Book:Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring Source: Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring
“This coming from the god who zinged Guinevere and Lancelot while King Arthur was away slaying dragons.” HumorMythologyGreek MythologyPercy Jackson And The OlympiansTags Cupid Book:Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring Source: Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring
“Instantly, the pair fell to groping one other as if each had puff the magic dragon at a rock concert in Woodstock.” LoveHumorMythologyValentines Day Book:Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training Source: Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training
“She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string.” HumorGreekSatireGreek MythologyPercy Jackson And The OlympiansCupidOlympians Book:Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring Source: Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring
“In Poetry class, Professor Sappho teaches us how to compose love ballads. She's a swell teacher and all but I'm not sure I understand her. She's always going on and on about her weekend trips with the other goddesses to the island of Lesbos.” HumorGreek MythologyCupidValentines Day Book:Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training Source: Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training
“Since my trips to Earth, I've only managed to assemble a few basics facts about humans, condensing them in to four, overall points: kids got Reese's, teens got recess, adults got recessions, and seniors got receding.” HumorSatireGreek MythologyCupidValentines DayMount Olympus Book:Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training Source: Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training
“…I bet Echo that she couldn't repeat the following line ten times fast: Cupid's Academy counts kissing cousins as completed conquests cause his classes cunningly conspire unconscious couples to copulate and canoodle copiously.” MarriageMythologyWeddingGreek MythologyPercy JacksonCupid Book:Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring Source: Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring