Home / Authors / Tai Odunsi Biography

Tai Odunsi Biography

Author

Browse famous quotes by Tai Odunsi.

Related Quotes

“Even Cronus, the Titan who literally had his kids for breakfast, would find these facts hard to swallow.”

Humor Mythology Greek Mythology Percy Jackson And The Olympians Cupid

Book:Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring

Source: Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring

“This coming from the god who zinged Guinevere and Lancelot while King Arthur was away slaying dragons.”

Humor Mythology Greek Mythology Percy Jackson And The Olympians Tags Cupid

Book:Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring

Source: Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring

“Instantly, the pair fell to groping one other as if each had puff the magic dragon at a rock concert in Woodstock.”

Love Humor Mythology Valentines Day

Book:Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training

Source: Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training

“She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string.”

Humor Greek Satire Greek Mythology Percy Jackson And The Olympians Cupid Olympians

Book:Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring

Source: Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring

“In Poetry class, Professor Sappho teaches us how to compose love ballads. She's a swell teacher and all but I'm not sure I understand her. She's always going on and on about her weekend trips with the other goddesses to the island of Lesbos.”

Humor Greek Mythology Cupid Valentines Day

Book:Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training

Source: Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training

“Since my trips to Earth, I've only managed to assemble a few basics facts about humans, condensing them in to four, overall points: kids got Reese's, teens got recess, adults got recessions, and seniors got receding.”

Humor Satire Greek Mythology Cupid Valentines Day Mount Olympus

Book:Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training

Source: Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training

“…I bet Echo that she couldn't repeat the following line ten times fast: Cupid's Academy counts kissing cousins as completed conquests cause his classes cunningly conspire unconscious couples to copulate and canoodle copiously.”

Marriage Mythology Wedding Greek Mythology Percy Jackson Cupid

Book:Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring

Source: Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring

About the Author

Known for: Author
Quotes: 7

Related Topics

Greek Mythology Humor Cupid Mythology Percy Jackson And The Olympians Valentines Day Satire Greek Love Marriage

Popular Topics

People Ifs Thinking Knows Men World Way Want Love Life Inspirational Needs Giving Feels Should Writing Trying Years Mind Firsts

Books & Sources

Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding RingRelated source material

Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in TrainingRelated source material

Similar Authors