“It's like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier.” IfsWayShowsComedyJokesLove MakingLike LoveFunny Jokes Author:Tommy Chong
“You know that old joke about potheads having bad memories? Well, the bad memories are like pain, discomfort, and fear. So you lose all that, and the body reacts by healing faster and stronger.” KnowsWellsBodyPainLosesMemoriesHealingJokesStrongerFasterDiscomfortBad MemoriesOld JokesPotheads Author:Tommy Chong
“People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go, 'Oh, that's Charlie Chaplin.' You know what I mean? You can't own a joke. You can be the guy that tells it the best, but you can't own a joke. Nowhere can you own a laugh.” PeopleIfsKnowsTryingMeanGuyLaughingMinesJokesOwnershipCharlieChaplin Author:Tommy Chong
“I used to joke for years that I was a black man. I adopted the black culture, the black race. I married a black woman, and I had black kids. I always considered myself a 'brother.'” MenYearsKidsUsedCultureBlackRaceBrotherMarriedJokesBlack WomenAdoptedBlack CultureBlack Race Author:Tommy Chong
