“PIANO, n. A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor. It is operated by depressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience.”
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Work
The Devil's Dictionary: Easyread Large Bold Edition
The Devil's Dictionary is a satirical work by Ambrose Bierce, originally published in 1906. This edition includes revised and expanded entries, and is formatted with large, bold print for improved readability. The book is known for its wit and sharp criticism of the English language and society. more
Author
Ambrose Bierce
Ambrose Bierce was an American journalist, satirist, and editor, renowned for his sharp wit and dark humor. He is best known for his satirical novel 'The Devil's Dictionary' and his short stories. Bierce was born on June 24, 1842, and his exact date of death remains unknown, as he disappeared during the American Civil War. more
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