“You've got a fairly good idea as to what the questions are going to be. But how to record the best answer is another matter.” IdeasMatterAnswersRecordsGolfGood Ideas Author:Nick Faldo
“Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.” GivingWellsMightGive MeGolfMonkeysBananas Author:Chi Chi Rodriguez
“There are five top superstars in golf, 20 great stars, and 30 good ones. The rest should go and get jobs.” ShouldJobsStarsFiveGolfSuperstar Author:Mark McCormack
“The most advanced medical brains in the universe have yet to discover a way for a man to relax himself, and looking at a golf ball is not the cure.” MenWayUniverseBrainBallsGolfMedicalCuresRelaxGolf Ball Author:Milt Gross
“Hitting a golf ball correctly is the most sophisticated and complicated maneuver in all of sports, with the possible exception of eating a hot dog at a ball game without getting mustard on your shirt.” GamesSportsDogEatingBallsHotGolfComplicatedShirtsExceptionHittingSophisticatedHot DogMustardBall GamesGolf Ball Author:Ray Fitzgerald
“All golfers fear the one-iron. It has no angle, no loft. The one-iron is a confidence-crusher, a fear trip, an almost guarantee of shame, failure, dumbness and humiliation if you ever use it in public.” IfsUseShameGolfGuaranteesIronAngleHumiliationGolfersDumbness Author:Hunter S. Thompson
“I haven't slept properly for 12 years because of this bloody game. I don't think you do in a competitive game. You toss and turn and you don't sleep.” ThinkingYearsTurnsGamesSleepHavensGolfBloodyToss Author:Colin Montgomerie
“Extremely large greens breed slovenly play. When any green ceases to command respect, it loses its value as a test of that rarest of all strokes, the shot home.” PlayHomeValuesLosesShotsTestsGreenGolfCeaseCommandStrokes Author:A. W. Tillinghast
“The smaller the ball used in the sport, the better the book.” BookUsedSportsBallsGolf Author:George Plimpton
“If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.” IfsFightingGamesGolfPrizeGolf Game Author:Bob Hope