“Unfortunately, proof of a Jefferson-Hemings liaison was as fanciful as Professor Ellis' war service.” WarProofProfessorsLiaison Author:Ann Coulter
“I drive a hybrid, and we've changed our light bulbs and windows and installed solar panels and geothermal ground source heat pumps and most everything else.” LightChangedSourceWindowHeatPumpsHybridBulbsLight BulbSolar PanelsGeothermal Author:Al Gore
“So now it turns out that Thomas Jefferson was having sex with Sally Hemings while serving in the 101st Airborne during the Vietnam War.” WarTurnsSexServingVietnamVietnam WarHaving SexAirborne Author:Ann Coulter
“For years, Mount Holyoke professor Joseph 'Full Metal Jacket' Ellis had been regaling students, interviewers and friends with gripping stories of his service in Vietnam.” YearsStoriesStudentsProfessorsVietnamMetalsJacketsGrippingInterviewers Author:Ann Coulter
“I have two questions about Arnold Schwarzenegger. What does he know, and when will he know it?” KnowsDoeTwoSchwarzenegger Author:Bill Maher
“Eunice Kennedy Shriver, President Kennedy's sister, endorsed Arnold Schwarzenegger, said he's not a womanizer. Of course by Kennedy standards that means he never drove one off a bridge.” MeanSaidCoursesPresidentStandardsBridgesSchwarzeneggerPresident KennedyWomanizer Author:Bill Maher
“The media is all over this Oui interview that Arnold did 25 years ago. Now, he's admitted he smoked pot, had group sex and didn't mind dating a girl that was out of shape and kind of fat if she satisfied him sexually. So, his handlers have stopped comparing him to Reagan and started comparing him to Clinton.” IfsYearsMindKindGirlSexGroupsMediaShapesYears AgoDatingClintonSatisfiedFatsCompareInterviewsPotSexually Author:Bill Maher
“Arnold Schwarzenegger has come out against gay marriage. He said marriage is a sacred union between a groupie and any number of body builders.” SaidBodyNumbersGaySacredUnionsGay MarriageBuilderSchwarzeneggerGroupieAgainst Gay MarriageBody Builder Author:Bill Maher
“Arnold was on the 'Today' show today, he was a little light on specifics. He said he could solve California's $38 billion budget deficit, without cutting spending or raising taxes because there was a third way. What is it? Let's just say it involves a robot going back in time to convince Gray Davis to go into dentistry.” WayLittlesSaidShowsLightTodayCuttingTaxesThirdsSolveSpendingBillionsBudgetsCaliforniaConvinceGrayRobotsDeficitBack In TimeSpecificsGo Back In TimeDentistryRaising TaxesBudget Deficit Author:Bill Maher
“Yes, in baseball when the team stinks, you fire the manager. But you don't fire him because it rains. And you don't let the opposing team choose a new manager for you. And you don't fire him between innings. And replace him with a Viennese weightlifter.” FireTeamRainBaseballManagersOpposingStink Author:Bill Maher
