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“The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very, very large dog, wide and hairy, like a cross between a rottweiler and a Goodyear blimp.”

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Dave Barry

Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more

“A little kid asks my dad why that man is chopping down the tree. Dad: He's not chopping it down. He's saving it. Those branches were long dead from disease. All plants are like that. By cutting off the damage you make it possible for the tree to grow again. You watch - by the end of summer, this tree will be the strongest on the block.”

Men Littles Long Ends Kids Asks Speak Grows Watches Cutting Tree Dad Disease Summer Plant My Dad Block Saving Damage Branches Strongest Little Kid Chopping End Of Summer Cutting Off

Author:Laurie Halse Anderson

“I have survived. I am here. Confused, screwed up, but here. So, how can I find my way? Is there a chain saw of the soul, an ax I can take to my memories or fears?”

Way I Can Soul Truth Memories Saws Chains My Way Confused Survived Screwed Up

Book:Speak

Source: Speak

“This was not of the nature of a Christlike lesson for Owen Meany to learn, as he lay in the manger, that someone you hate can give you a hard-on.”

Giving Hard Hate Lessons Lays Owen Meany Someone You Hate

Book:A Prayer For Owen Meany

Source: A Prayer For Owen Meany

“But because truly being here is so much; because everything here apparently needs us, this fleeting world, which in some strange way keeps calling to us. Us, the most fleeting of all.”

World Way Needs Strange Calling Fleeting Fleeting World

Book:The Duino Elegies & The Sonnets to Orpheus: A Dual Language Edition

Source: The Duino Elegies & The Sonnets to Orpheus: A Dual Language Edition

“She [the Virgin Mary] was normal. She had already had other children. The Bible tells us that Jesus had two brothers. Virginity, as it relates to Jesus, is based on a different thing: Mary initiated a new generation of grace. A new era began. She is the cosmic bride, Earth, which opens to the heavens and allows itself to be fertilized.”

Children Two Different Earth Jesus Heaven Grace Generations Brother Normal Eras Relate Different Things Cosmic Mary Virgins Brides Virginity New Generation New Era Virgin Mary Two Brothers

Author:Paulo Coelho

“Beauty is terror. Whatever we call beautiful, we quiver before it.”

Beautiful Terror Quiver

Book:The Secret History

Source: The Secret History

“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”

“I thought, that day I started, I sure would hate to do this all my life, And dammit, that’s just what I’ve gone and done.”

Done Hate Gone

Book:The Etiquette of Freedom: Gary Snyder, Jim Harrison, and the Practice of the Wild

Source: The Etiquette of Freedom: Gary Snyder, Jim Harrison, and the Practice of the Wild

“Religion is like language or dress. We gravitate toward the practices with which we were raised. In the end, though, we are all proclaiming the same thing. That life has meaning. That we are grateful for the power that created us.”

Ends Language Religious Practice Dresses Grateful Raised Angels And Demons Proclaiming

Book:Angels & Demons

Source: Angels & Demons

“If a dream can tell the future it can also thwart that future. For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come. He is bound to no one that the world unfold just so upon its course and those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?”

Ifs Knows World Should May Dream Might Lying Courses Causes Vision Bounds Gods Will Permit Dreamer Veils Headings Pierce Sorcery Wrenches

Book:The Border Trilogy: Picador Classic

Source: The Border Trilogy: Picador Classic

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