“The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.” IfsBitsPaperFellowsLovelyCellsSmokeConsolation Author:Brendan Behan
“New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.” FunnySpiritualNew YorkHumorousGoatsBeing IrishRefreshmentsIrish AuthorLourdes Author:Brendan Behan
“Building a successful company (or living a happy life, for that matter) is not about embracing someone else's philosophy, but staying true to your own beliefs about the world and learning from the mistakes you make along the way.” WorldWayMatterPhilosophyBeliefMistakeCompanySuccessfulBuildingStayingHappy LifeStay TrueLive Life HappySuccessful Company Author:Ben Parr
“What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.” MenDoeLostLeftSidesDifferencesHistoryHellGood ManBoth Sides Book:Behan Complete Plays Source: Behan Complete Plays
“I love horror, I love scary movies, I love thrillers. If things creep you out and spook you? I love it.” IfsHorrorScaryCreepsThrillers Author:Lana Parrilla
“Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.” WellsSaidLeftJudgingUmpiresLeft OutJoyce Author:Brendan Behan
“I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what's the point?” PeopleWonderfulWasteJealousWasting TimeWonderful TimesGet Jealous Author:Joy Behar
“Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.” HappensWinningLaughterGamblingSarcasticHilariousEntryFunny LifeCasinosMurphys LawWinners And Winning Author:George Ade
“It is so important to get respect for what you do and at the same time give it.” GivingImportantRespectI Respect You Author:Estelle Parsons