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Quote by Adam Ferrara

“Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.”

Quote by Adam Ferrara

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Adam Ferrara, born on February 2, 1966, is an American actor known for his roles in television series and films. He is best recognized for his portrayal of Frank Reynolds in the hit TV show 'The Office'. Ferrara has a diverse career in the entertainment industry, participating in numerous notable projects. more

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