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“I woke up my pop in the middle of the night 'cause the boogie man's under my bed. My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, 'Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man's under the bed!' Pop opens one eye, he's like, 'Is the boogie man bigger than me?' 'Well, no Daddy, he's not.' 'Well, you got your choice: you can deal with the boogie man or you can deal with me.'”

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Adam Ferrara

Adam Ferrara, born on February 2, 1966, is an American actor known for his roles in television series and films. He is best recognized for his portrayal of Frank Reynolds in the hit TV show 'The Office'. Ferrara has a diverse career in the entertainment industry, participating in numerous notable projects. more

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