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“Advertising is a tax for having an unremarkable product”

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Robert Stephens, born on July 14, 1931, was a renowned British actor. He achieved great success in both film and theater, winning the hearts of audiences with his exquisite acting skills and unique style. more

“My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get into it, but my mother was sicker than my father. And my mother’s alive. My mother’s fine, OK? I remember going to the hospital to see my mother and wondering, ‘Was I in the right place?’ Like, this was a hotel. Like it had a concierge, man. If the average person really knew the discrepancy in the health care system, there’d be riots in the streets, OK? They would burn this m-therf—ker down!”

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Author:Chris Rock

“The only acting you ever see at the Oscars is when people act like they’re not mad they lost. Nicole Kidman was smiling so wide, she should have won an Emmy at the Oscars for her great performance. I was like, "If you’d done that in the movie, you’d have won an Oscar, girl."”

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Author:Chris Rock

“Relationships, easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain? Because it’s hard to keep up the lie! ‘Cause you can’t get nobody being you. You got to lie to get somebody. You can’t get nobody looking like you look, acting like you act, sounding like you sound. When you meet somebody for the first time, you’re not meeting them. You’re meeting their representative!”

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Author:Chris Rock

“You won’t be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.”

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Author:Chris Rock

“Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.”

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Author:Chris Rock

“You can't have anything valuable in your house. Niggers will break in and take it all! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people don't like about black people. It's like our own personal civil war. On one side, there's black people. On the other, you've got niggers. The niggers have got to go. I love black people, but I hate niggers. I am tired of niggers. Tired, tired, tired.”

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Author:Chris Rock

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