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“The human brain works as a binary computer and can only analyze the exact information-based zeros and ones (or black and white). Our heart is more like a chemical computer that uses fuzzy logic to analyze information that can't be easily defined in zeros and ones.”

Quote by Naveen Jain

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Naveen Jain is an Indian-American entrepreneur recognized for his ventures in technology and space exploration. He has founded several successful companies and is a prominent figure in the tech industry. more

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